Thursday, February 26, 2009

A Snug Fit

Ok, I get it. If you have a good looking frame, wearing tight clothes is cool because you can show off some artillery. But, its an army of one people. If your carrying around the reserves around your waist maybe wear something a bit more appropriate. If your a six-foot-two guy with love handles....don't wear a white-t undershirt and a Kid's size medium sweatshirt from the Gap. It is knowingly uncomfortable for you and the second hand uncomfort is unparallelled due to the abundance of ass crack we are forced to see everytime you bend over to get a scoop of capuccino from the drawer. C'mon bro. Get back to work and buy a bigger sweatshirt.

Fuego, Out.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

economy and drugs

I feel like Shaq the way I'm droppin the Heat on yall...more ways than one. But, yeah man its time for the fuego.......today's topic.....the economy. Today's websters definition of the word economy is "not the fuego". How are all these kids coming out of school going to get jobs? How are all the people who just got layed off going to get jobs? How much unemployment are they really gonna pay out? According to a very reliable source we are going to be getting something like an extra fourty dollars from our paychecks every week (those who get pay checks). For most that will be spent on an extra bag of herb, a treat for the dog, and if your lucky you'll find a pair of rustic and gritty looking Aldo shoes on sale for only $35. Tell me something; is anybody out there getting raises and promotions? I think its getting harder and harder. My belief is we are going to have a much greater population of middle-aged, white and, hard working drug dealers. Especially, with this decriminalization spiel that most will probably think, "hey, its basically legal". Or atleast thats what they will say to their spouses/loved ones when they find a few extra bags in the fold-up arm rest in the back seat of their Mazda 626.

Friday, February 20, 2009

Work life

Five words
Work is for the birds!

Thursday, February 19, 2009

breezy, the 16 year old phenom

Breezy.....what a legend. When it comes down to it the man is just trying really hard to be the next Bobby Brown. In my eyes, he is succeeding. Nah, excelling......if you don't know his current age just listen to one of his songs, he's sure to tell you. He's got the moves of a stallion, voice of an angel, and smacked the shit out of Rihanna. She wants him back. If this isn't new age Bobby/Whitney I don't know what is.