So I'm at work and G-Chattin it up per usual. All I can think is how awful this is. So my mind wanders.............................
Why couldn't my family be rich. This way I could be a washup-up drug addict and make sex tapes for money. Shit, atleast I don't have to work. You know there are people in the world who feel bad for "people" like Lyndsay Lohan. This chick has been rippin qualudes for years, gettin paid to look like a crack whore. Follow me around with cameras all day. Watch me fuck and scratch my ass, I don't care. I'm PAID SON. As you see from the title of this blog I have a name for my porn production company already. It's M in the B.
.......................and back to real life.
So last night there was a dilemma at my house. I was recording the shitty Bruins for my roomate as well as American Idol for my other "roomate". The people who make directv make it so you have to watch one of these programs if you are recording two at the same time. Shitty. But, a fact nonetheless. Two reasons I couldn't watch the Bruins. I don't enjoy their efforts nor do I truly enjoy hockey. Wifey was there as well and she would rather play with the pet mice then watch hockey. So needless to say, I was stuck watching American Idol. What the fuck? That over-exaggerated, over-hyped, exponentially talentless show makes me angry. I swear the first four people that "sang" were nothing better than a local karaoke show. These people are the top 11 contenders. You know what, I actually know for a fact that some local karaoke shows are far better than the performance these asshats put on. We put a movie on halfway through. Fuck that show. Never again. Sorry Ellen.
Fuego..out.
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Monday, March 15, 2010
Who are these people?
Two things...
1. What the fuck is the deal with these stupid girls wearing animal hats. Have you seen this? Chicks walking around with these god damn hats with little horns or ears on them. They have cat ones, lion ones, wutever the fuck. Is this taking over as the new way to express your inner fucktard? Is this the new goth look? I'll wear baggy jeans and a god damn kitty hat. What is wrong with you.
2. Boots. Woman's rubber rain boots. I think we will look back at pictures of these year in history and not comment on the unemployment rate or how we put the first black man in office, but on the atrocity that has become woman's boots. Bitch, you look ugly. That is all I can say. I don't get it. These rediculous desings that look like something I created through an Iphone App are all over these huge hideous boots. I hate to say it but I liked the shitty UGHhhhhhh phenomanon better than this.
I know I come off as angry. I'm actually in a pretty good mood despite the weather, lack of sleep, and mounting debts. Shit, what do I have to complain about. Well, besides hats and boots......
March Madnessssssssssssss! Gotta love it. Got my brackets filled out. Cuse' in one and Tucky' in the other. Gimme that money!
Fuego, out
1. What the fuck is the deal with these stupid girls wearing animal hats. Have you seen this? Chicks walking around with these god damn hats with little horns or ears on them. They have cat ones, lion ones, wutever the fuck. Is this taking over as the new way to express your inner fucktard? Is this the new goth look? I'll wear baggy jeans and a god damn kitty hat. What is wrong with you.
2. Boots. Woman's rubber rain boots. I think we will look back at pictures of these year in history and not comment on the unemployment rate or how we put the first black man in office, but on the atrocity that has become woman's boots. Bitch, you look ugly. That is all I can say. I don't get it. These rediculous desings that look like something I created through an Iphone App are all over these huge hideous boots. I hate to say it but I liked the shitty UGHhhhhhh phenomanon better than this.
I know I come off as angry. I'm actually in a pretty good mood despite the weather, lack of sleep, and mounting debts. Shit, what do I have to complain about. Well, besides hats and boots......
March Madnessssssssssssss! Gotta love it. Got my brackets filled out. Cuse' in one and Tucky' in the other. Gimme that money!
Fuego, out
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Old Men Can't Jump
Well, today I've decided to impress my Awesome GF and buy us two very expensive tickets (15 bux a pop) to go see a bunch of older gentleman play basketball. They are taller and blacker then most rec league players, hence the hike in price. They even have a large building in which they built a court for these baby boomers. The elder statesman all wear green tanks that say the word "Celtics" on them. I don't really know what the big hype is. I just know my GF likes to go. So my plan is to get hammered and somehow a hottub appears like in that movie thats coming out and we can go back a few years to when these green grumpy old men could run and jump high.
Celts game baby. Can't wait.
Anyways.....the corporate world is so shitty. Everybody is above you and no matter how many dicks you suck on your way through the day, there is another one waiting for you the next day. Everything is this huge important issue. But, when you have a god damn issue and ask some huge important guy a question, you don't get a motherfucking answer for days. Get off your ass you RICH FUCK and answer us peasants. Is it really that hard to write three words in an email that you obviously know the answer to.
O well...
Live Hard Die Free.....suck it
Fuego..out
Celts game baby. Can't wait.
Anyways.....the corporate world is so shitty. Everybody is above you and no matter how many dicks you suck on your way through the day, there is another one waiting for you the next day. Everything is this huge important issue. But, when you have a god damn issue and ask some huge important guy a question, you don't get a motherfucking answer for days. Get off your ass you RICH FUCK and answer us peasants. Is it really that hard to write three words in an email that you obviously know the answer to.
O well...
Live Hard Die Free.....suck it
Fuego..out
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