So wifey and some friends and I watched that "Parnormal Activity 3" movie last night. I sat on the edge of my seat waiting to be freaked out the whole time, but it never really happened. It's like when you are drunk and you are going at it forever, you are right there, and then you sneeze or R Kelly's trapped in a closet comes on and you lose that nut forever. This movie was a lost nut. It was decent for a while, started to get me excited and then kind of let me off the hook. It had its jumpy parts, but the scariest thing was really that creepy little girl.
One thing. I'f I am that lady and my signifigant other is just taking my fans apart all willy nilly like that, I'm calling it off right then and there. You serious bro? You took apart my fan to oscillate your creepy cameras? I use that to sleep at night thank you very much. You are dead to me and I hope Toby snaps you in half.......Ha.
I think that's actually a pretty good way to review movies. The best being "Hit the ceiling type explosion" and the worst being "Flacid". You will find stuff like "tree quaker woodrow" and "the lost nut" somewhere in between. So this was a decent flick but it left me with the "I need to pretend to give wifey a massage long enough so that it transitions into glorious sex" type of feeling.
Fuego, Out.
Monday, March 5, 2012
Friday, February 24, 2012
Not Exactly Sure How to Say this But....
So let me get this straight. If you kill someobody with your car it's vehicular homicide, right? Basically its not just coined as murder. If this is true then if a bitch is choked out by some nuts its most definitely Testicular Homicide. Now, lets get one thing straight. I know what you are thinking. This kid thinks he is a hard ass gangsta who just chokes bitches out? No. It's not even like that. I was simply getting some things straight. But, if bitches be wiling, TestieHoms fah life kiiiiiiiid. Who's messing with THAT guy in jail. What you in for? I Testiehommed like 3 hoe's.
Inspiration for this post?
Well, as you know, we all need something to keep us chugging along throughout our work days. My outlet happens to be Gchat. Recently, a friend and I have been so unproductive that we began creating words. His were all shitty. So I came up with the snipet above and formed TestieHoms. I hope you like it.
Fugeo Out
Inspiration for this post?
Well, as you know, we all need something to keep us chugging along throughout our work days. My outlet happens to be Gchat. Recently, a friend and I have been so unproductive that we began creating words. His were all shitty. So I came up with the snipet above and formed TestieHoms. I hope you like it.
Fugeo Out
Monday, August 16, 2010
My First How To Column.....Fingerblasting at a Concert
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Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Raping a Rapist
I'd say the two worst things in life are child abuse/neglect and rape. Well since Kobe is too old, the Celtics have decided to give him a taste of his own medicine and rape him. Yeah, he has been scoring and pretending to be a top tier all first team defender, but, he is about to be shown the door by the Celtics twice in 3 years. It's clossssinnnggg time........and by the looks of it...the "best closer" in the league, well, just look at this picture to my left.
What could possibly be a better feeling then raping a rapist. Go ahead blame it on the supporting cast again. Just like the Heat, Cavs, and Magic did. Yeahhhhh.....in da face.
We heading to bars around the Garden tonight. Let's wrap it up boys just like daddy said. Kobe should be made to play in that outfit. Raping fuck.
I can't wait to live in LA at some point in my life and fight everybody. LET'S GO CELTICS!!!!!
In other news.......
BP is shitty and will be going out of business soon. Good job with that.
The new Iphone comes out in less than a month....i'll be getting that.
I saw the movie Trainspotting finally, that is some rediculous stuff. I know I always say I'll try anything once, but, god dam.
Revolutions per minute is an incredible CD.
www.dropbox.com is also fuego. I signed up for that shit instantly.
Ummmm....fuego OUT
Friday, May 14, 2010
SHMACCKINNN BITCHES IN DA FAAAAAAACE
I've posted so many status updates on facebook that I've decided to stop the madness and write a god damn motherfuckin blog. Holy vaginals that was a great way to show the Lebronda the exit. Will he ever win? I DONT CARE!!!! The Celtics will.
I know The C's and I have had our differences this year. I admit that. I was down on a few players and didn't think we had it. Well i'll be dipped in shit and rolled in bread crumbs cuz they proved your boy wrong. And your boy couldn't be happier about it.
This series has made me so god damn happy. Not only did we win the series that the NBA and Ref's absolutely did not want us to, but we smacked bitches in da face while doing it. Floppy haired Verajew got raked IN DA FACE! Mo mediocre at best Williams got kicked IN DA FACE! All by innocent little Rondo. Who just so happened to rape you with his skills as well IN DA FACE!
Orlando next? C,mon. They barely squeeked by with Big Baby as our starting PF. HAHAHHA. Welcome to Garnett's world Rasheed Lewis. That match-up is ours. Rondo will continue to rape the opposing point guard's in the face. Jaqueer is no match. They have the better center. Vince and RejuviRayRay is sort of a wash...but in reality...I'd much rather have Ray Allen. Becuase, we are probably going to hit him IN DA FACE once and he will cry and sit for a few games.
AHHhhhhhh today feels so good. I wanna bottle this up and have it with me. My roomates and I recorded the post game press confrences so we can watch Lebron in a state of depression over and over. I can't wait for him to be a Knick so I can hate him even more. I love to hate him. hahhahahah What a pussy.
In other news..........Iron Man 2 was great. My girlfriend is hot. And did I mention the Celtics won?
Love life.....feugo out.
I know The C's and I have had our differences this year. I admit that. I was down on a few players and didn't think we had it. Well i'll be dipped in shit and rolled in bread crumbs cuz they proved your boy wrong. And your boy couldn't be happier about it.
This series has made me so god damn happy. Not only did we win the series that the NBA and Ref's absolutely did not want us to, but we smacked bitches in da face while doing it. Floppy haired Verajew got raked IN DA FACE! Mo mediocre at best Williams got kicked IN DA FACE! All by innocent little Rondo. Who just so happened to rape you with his skills as well IN DA FACE!
Orlando next? C,mon. They barely squeeked by with Big Baby as our starting PF. HAHAHHA. Welcome to Garnett's world Rasheed Lewis. That match-up is ours. Rondo will continue to rape the opposing point guard's in the face. Jaqueer is no match. They have the better center. Vince and RejuviRayRay is sort of a wash...but in reality...I'd much rather have Ray Allen. Becuase, we are probably going to hit him IN DA FACE once and he will cry and sit for a few games.
AHHhhhhhh today feels so good. I wanna bottle this up and have it with me. My roomates and I recorded the post game press confrences so we can watch Lebron in a state of depression over and over. I can't wait for him to be a Knick so I can hate him even more. I love to hate him. hahhahahah What a pussy.
In other news..........Iron Man 2 was great. My girlfriend is hot. And did I mention the Celtics won?
Love life.....feugo out.
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Horsecock Productions
So I'm at work and G-Chattin it up per usual. All I can think is how awful this is. So my mind wanders.............................
Why couldn't my family be rich. This way I could be a washup-up drug addict and make sex tapes for money. Shit, atleast I don't have to work. You know there are people in the world who feel bad for "people" like Lyndsay Lohan. This chick has been rippin qualudes for years, gettin paid to look like a crack whore. Follow me around with cameras all day. Watch me fuck and scratch my ass, I don't care. I'm PAID SON. As you see from the title of this blog I have a name for my porn production company already. It's M in the B.
.......................and back to real life.
So last night there was a dilemma at my house. I was recording the shitty Bruins for my roomate as well as American Idol for my other "roomate". The people who make directv make it so you have to watch one of these programs if you are recording two at the same time. Shitty. But, a fact nonetheless. Two reasons I couldn't watch the Bruins. I don't enjoy their efforts nor do I truly enjoy hockey. Wifey was there as well and she would rather play with the pet mice then watch hockey. So needless to say, I was stuck watching American Idol. What the fuck? That over-exaggerated, over-hyped, exponentially talentless show makes me angry. I swear the first four people that "sang" were nothing better than a local karaoke show. These people are the top 11 contenders. You know what, I actually know for a fact that some local karaoke shows are far better than the performance these asshats put on. We put a movie on halfway through. Fuck that show. Never again. Sorry Ellen.
Fuego..out.
Why couldn't my family be rich. This way I could be a washup-up drug addict and make sex tapes for money. Shit, atleast I don't have to work. You know there are people in the world who feel bad for "people" like Lyndsay Lohan. This chick has been rippin qualudes for years, gettin paid to look like a crack whore. Follow me around with cameras all day. Watch me fuck and scratch my ass, I don't care. I'm PAID SON. As you see from the title of this blog I have a name for my porn production company already. It's M in the B.
.......................and back to real life.
So last night there was a dilemma at my house. I was recording the shitty Bruins for my roomate as well as American Idol for my other "roomate". The people who make directv make it so you have to watch one of these programs if you are recording two at the same time. Shitty. But, a fact nonetheless. Two reasons I couldn't watch the Bruins. I don't enjoy their efforts nor do I truly enjoy hockey. Wifey was there as well and she would rather play with the pet mice then watch hockey. So needless to say, I was stuck watching American Idol. What the fuck? That over-exaggerated, over-hyped, exponentially talentless show makes me angry. I swear the first four people that "sang" were nothing better than a local karaoke show. These people are the top 11 contenders. You know what, I actually know for a fact that some local karaoke shows are far better than the performance these asshats put on. We put a movie on halfway through. Fuck that show. Never again. Sorry Ellen.
Fuego..out.
Monday, March 15, 2010
Who are these people?
Two things...
1. What the fuck is the deal with these stupid girls wearing animal hats. Have you seen this? Chicks walking around with these god damn hats with little horns or ears on them. They have cat ones, lion ones, wutever the fuck. Is this taking over as the new way to express your inner fucktard? Is this the new goth look? I'll wear baggy jeans and a god damn kitty hat. What is wrong with you.
2. Boots. Woman's rubber rain boots. I think we will look back at pictures of these year in history and not comment on the unemployment rate or how we put the first black man in office, but on the atrocity that has become woman's boots. Bitch, you look ugly. That is all I can say. I don't get it. These rediculous desings that look like something I created through an Iphone App are all over these huge hideous boots. I hate to say it but I liked the shitty UGHhhhhhh phenomanon better than this.
I know I come off as angry. I'm actually in a pretty good mood despite the weather, lack of sleep, and mounting debts. Shit, what do I have to complain about. Well, besides hats and boots......
March Madnessssssssssssss! Gotta love it. Got my brackets filled out. Cuse' in one and Tucky' in the other. Gimme that money!
Fuego, out
1. What the fuck is the deal with these stupid girls wearing animal hats. Have you seen this? Chicks walking around with these god damn hats with little horns or ears on them. They have cat ones, lion ones, wutever the fuck. Is this taking over as the new way to express your inner fucktard? Is this the new goth look? I'll wear baggy jeans and a god damn kitty hat. What is wrong with you.
2. Boots. Woman's rubber rain boots. I think we will look back at pictures of these year in history and not comment on the unemployment rate or how we put the first black man in office, but on the atrocity that has become woman's boots. Bitch, you look ugly. That is all I can say. I don't get it. These rediculous desings that look like something I created through an Iphone App are all over these huge hideous boots. I hate to say it but I liked the shitty UGHhhhhhh phenomanon better than this.
I know I come off as angry. I'm actually in a pretty good mood despite the weather, lack of sleep, and mounting debts. Shit, what do I have to complain about. Well, besides hats and boots......
March Madnessssssssssssss! Gotta love it. Got my brackets filled out. Cuse' in one and Tucky' in the other. Gimme that money!
Fuego, out
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