So wifey and some friends and I watched that "Parnormal Activity 3" movie last night. I sat on the edge of my seat waiting to be freaked out the whole time, but it never really happened. It's like when you are drunk and you are going at it forever, you are right there, and then you sneeze or R Kelly's trapped in a closet comes on and you lose that nut forever. This movie was a lost nut. It was decent for a while, started to get me excited and then kind of let me off the hook. It had its jumpy parts, but the scariest thing was really that creepy little girl.
One thing. I'f I am that lady and my signifigant other is just taking my fans apart all willy nilly like that, I'm calling it off right then and there. You serious bro? You took apart my fan to oscillate your creepy cameras? I use that to sleep at night thank you very much. You are dead to me and I hope Toby snaps you in half.......Ha.
I think that's actually a pretty good way to review movies. The best being "Hit the ceiling type explosion" and the worst being "Flacid". You will find stuff like "tree quaker woodrow" and "the lost nut" somewhere in between. So this was a decent flick but it left me with the "I need to pretend to give wifey a massage long enough so that it transitions into glorious sex" type of feeling.
Fuego, Out.
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