Back Babies

Wanna hear some crazy shit. Imagine first of all being a girl (if your not already) and second of all waking up with a pain in your side. You go to the doctor to peep the pain, and a god damn baby pops out. This god damn baby has been lodged under your ribs, which is why you have gained that random ass fifteen pounds over the past few months. You have had your rio rojo (as the spanish say) this whole time, so how in the Sammy Davis JR would you ever think you were a simmering pot of prego. It's astonishing that this kind of phenomanom happens. You gotta go back in your rolodex and check who's the baby daddy, you gotta have a dam baby, and you have to live with the guilt of having done whatever recreational activites that you get into all while your baby is growing inside you. I truly and deeply feel sorry for anybody who has dealt with this situation and wish your baby all the success in the world. One love.

Fuego, Out!