The Lost Nut

So wifey and some friends and I watched that "Parnormal Activity 3" movie last night. I sat on the edge of my seat waiting to be freaked out the whole time, but it never really happened. It's like when you are drunk and you are going at it forever, you are right there, and then you sneeze or R Kelly's trapped in a closet comes on and you lose that nut forever. This movie was a lost nut. It was decent for a while, started to get me excited and then kind of let me off the hook. It had its jumpy parts, but the scariest thing was really that creepy little girl.

One thing. I'f I am that lady and my signifigant other is just taking my fans apart all willy nilly like that, I'm calling it off right then and there. You serious bro? You took apart my fan to oscillate your creepy cameras? I use that to sleep at night thank you very much. You are dead to me and I hope Toby snaps you in half.......Ha.

I think that's actually a pretty good way to review movies. The best being "Hit the ceiling type explosion" and the worst being "Flacid". You will find stuff like "tree quaker woodrow" and "the lost nut" somewhere in between. So this was a decent flick but it left me with the "I need to pretend to give wifey a massage long enough so that it transitions into glorious sex" type of feeling.

Fuego, Out.

Not Exactly Sure How to Say this But....

So let me get this straight. If you kill someobody with your car it's vehicular homicide, right? Basically its not just coined as murder. If this is true then if a bitch is choked out by some nuts its most definitely Testicular Homicide. Now, lets get one thing straight. I know what you are thinking. This kid thinks he is a hard ass gangsta who just chokes bitches out? No. It's not even like that. I was simply getting some things straight. But, if bitches be wiling, TestieHoms fah life kiiiiiiiid. Who's messing with THAT guy in jail. What you in for? I Testiehommed like 3 hoe's.

Inspiration for this post?

Well, as you know, we all need something to keep us chugging along throughout our work days. My outlet happens to be Gchat. Recently, a friend and I have been so unproductive that we began creating words. His were all shitty. So I came up with the snipet above and formed TestieHoms. I hope you like it.

Fugeo Out